Saturday, July 11, 2009

Motorcycle Porn...

I would just like to say that anything one is addicted to is a sin. Isn't that what us Mormons are taught? Its not that caffeine is necessarily bad its that its addicting. So even if you never touched coffee but can't live without half a dozen Mountain Dews a day-you have a problem. Because your addicted to something. Not so serious but one should watch it.
Well we have come to a term used with Jaxon and I-Motorcycle Porn. If he is online he's looking at it. I feel so used, so unappreciated, so alone. Its becoming a real problem. Last night I was icky (I think I'm just getting used to this heat) and asked Jaxon to throw a load in. We live right next to our hotels laundry and its keyed entry and so we just go in and out as a load is being washed. We were supposed to have a mini date and I bought him Oreos and I got the movie Fireproof from a lady in the ward. So, he's gone a LITTLE bit longer than I'd like and when he comes back with a guilty look on his bearded (ew) face he smiles and only says "Sorry that motorcycle porn got me again." And yes I hit him. He will be doing the laundry for the remainder of our stay and I will eat his Oreos. little turd

2 comments:

jaesi said...

oh i feel your pain....
i feel your pain on laundromats in hotels...
i feel your pain with sticky sweat...
I feel your pain with "porn"...although in my house its football and dogs. bla.

eat those oreos...but find the ones covered in mint chocolate :)

it would be SO fun to hang out again with you....DANG you on not coming to NE.

Ann-Michelle said...

Aaron BOUGHT a motorcycle (Victory Kingpin) 2 years ago. Without asking me. Its been sitting in his parent's garage in Phoenix for 9 months. Every time I have to pay that bill I cringe.

I'm sorry I missed you while you were here. Next time you come to visit :)