Q&A

Gee, Im happy Im not pregnant but what if I was? I would be in a Phsyc ward.Is it vain to want to have a really big party when your getting sealed? I hope not.
Is it wrong to make your husband read Twilight? Not if he likes it after 50 pages.
If you forgive someone does that mean you have to still let them in your life? No.
If you don't let them in your life does that mean you really didn't forgive them? No
Does everything really happen for a reason or do we say that to make life easier? It happens for a reason even if its hard.Is it mean to throw away your kids Halloween candy after a week?
Do you take it as a compliment when someone says 'You look really good-for having two kids' or do you want to slap them? I want to slap them.
Is there really a place where magic never dies? Disney Land does not count- ???? Under our dining table where we build forts.
Does having allot of money just mean your not helping enough people? How much money and probally.
Is there any person who has a two year old and doesn't want to rip all of their hair out? (their own hair not the kids hair) I hope not because I am going to be bald by three.
Does everyone roll over and look at their husband and say to themselves every morning 'You were the best decision I have ever made'? I do somedays and I hope everyone does somedays but because of PMS that might be impossible.
Does everyone get super spiritually charged from Sacrament meeting? I said I have kids right? Im just happy to take the sacrement and get out of there with all my buttons still closed and my pantyhose not snagged.
These were the thoughts that ran through my head on the way home from church today, I am trying to see if something is wrong with me and how many random things just fly around in there. Hopefully somethings not wrong with me.

HE DID TELL ME I WAS PREGNANT!!

At my Urology appointment this past Friday I had a bit of a fright! I was asked to pee in a cup, like always. Then started my crazy exams, like always. And when the lab was done looking for white blood cells and all that other jazz in your urine the doctor walked in and said 'Well we found something we weren't really looking for! Congrats it seems your pregnant' I loudly responded with my famous 'WHAT THE HELL?'
He went right on to say how wonderful this is and I say I need a police escort home so I don't murder my husband and right then, as if on cue, his sweet angelic nurse comes in with a worried expression and says 'No, no Doctor its Mrs. Nelson in room ?403? (I cant remember what room because all I was hearing was my heart beating again)
He looks at me painfully and sadly says's he's so sorry and I jump off the table and give him a hug telling him that I wont sue for the 'Serious distress caused by his false diagnosis!'
As overjoyed as I was he could have told me I was going to have my bladder removed and I would have taken the news happily. I had a great time texting my Jaxon and Mom and Jaime my little trick and so I thought I would give you guys a little Halloween prank too! I am happily NOT PREGNANT AND NEVER WILL BE and am making plans for a hysterectomy as soon as insurance will pay for it so I will never feel my heart beating in my feet and my head at the same time while trying to breathe!! Yea, for my period coming any minute-Ive missed you!