HE DID TELL ME I WAS PREGNANT!!

At my Urology appointment this past Friday I had a bit of a fright! I was asked to pee in a cup, like always. Then started my crazy exams, like always. And when the lab was done looking for white blood cells and all that other jazz in your urine the doctor walked in and said 'Well we found something we weren't really looking for! Congrats it seems your pregnant' I loudly responded with my famous 'WHAT THE HELL?'
He went right on to say how wonderful this is and I say I need a police escort home so I don't murder my husband and right then, as if on cue, his sweet angelic nurse comes in with a worried expression and says 'No, no Doctor its Mrs. Nelson in room ?403? (I cant remember what room because all I was hearing was my heart beating again)
He looks at me painfully and sadly says's he's so sorry and I jump off the table and give him a hug telling him that I wont sue for the 'Serious distress caused by his false diagnosis!'
As overjoyed as I was he could have told me I was going to have my bladder removed and I would have taken the news happily. I had a great time texting my Jaxon and Mom and Jaime my little trick and so I thought I would give you guys a little Halloween prank too! I am happily NOT PREGNANT AND NEVER WILL BE and am making plans for a hysterectomy as soon as insurance will pay for it so I will never feel my heart beating in my feet and my head at the same time while trying to breathe!! Yea, for my period coming any minute-Ive missed you!