In the beginning of May my super fabulous friend that so happens to be a top notch photographer (amandakphotography.com) is allowing a few of us girls to abuse our friend privilege and have her take boudoir pictures for our honeys. WELL...
One of my friends is very respectful and conservative and the other one is very pregnant so that leaves the 'boudoir' part to me. Yes That's right, while my one friend (I shall be keeping their identity secret for the time being) is doing lovely maternity pictures I am hunting online for a TIGER to pose with! Come on-that would very very kick butt!
Another lifetime ago I had a modeling contract and so out come the old binder with all my notes and tips and stances. I am having anxiety about this photo shoot because I want it to be amazing. I know very well I wont be getting this opportunity again so I want it to be PERFECT. Not cute. Not pretty. Not sweet. AMAZING take his/mine breath away- Vogue high end couture- fantabolous! I have this vision of a futuristic Geisha with the white neck and face; with the soft lighting and the curves and the props. We have a semi-Japanese bedroom I am trying to get totally Japanese and this could look amazing framed. So far the Kimono rental/make-up/wig/prop is at $350.
Next is the white angelic, very natural and just awoken vision. The idea concept is the Faith Hill 'Breathe' music video. No false lashes even. STILL this baby has its own price- Spray tan/waxing/wig/mani-pedi is around $150.
And last but not least the 'boudoir' part- this is a family blog so we will say that its racy but not trashy and it involves a corset and very high heels!!! This is the scary one because there will be no pretty bedding or silk kimono to hide my flaws and thickness. Its just gonna be me hanging out there trying with all my soccer mom heart to pose like its 1999 (cause that's when I had the body for something like this) and attempting to look as sexy as possible. This little, and I mean little number is about $100. I'M FREAKING OUT!
I know its all me and I can do what ever I want but I want it to have a WOW factor. ~Notice there is a wig involved in every scene-no lesbian hair to go down in the books and the point is to try and look attractive.
No Tiger because they are $987.00 and have to be shipped in because of the no exotic animal law.
No looking like Pam Anderson because well...I like cookies.
No, I probably will not get waxed and just and give myself a mani/pedi and I will most likely not look like I belong in Vanity Fair but come hell or high water- THIS WILL BE THE BEST FATHERS DAY PRESENT EVER!!!!!
5 comments:
I am confident you will look amazing! You always do!
You are going to look fabulous! I can't wait to see the results. Oh, and I'm glad you will not be posing with a tiger, they eat people.
Brit you're going to look amazing, I promise!
dang.....I need to see this picture when all is said and done.
How about a goat? Goats are Japanesish....and very cheap and mellow ;)
What company did you try to get the tiger from?
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