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Guess who's Uroligist just told her she was pregnant?

HALLOWEEN AT THE INSANE ASYLUM!

I love this new job, house, life everything and here's why-Last night we had a wicked Halloween Party! We had good 100 people come over to have a great time! Our home faces down a cultdesac with about 7 houses in between but then the end part is still undeveloped land (just paved). Because it was 520 feet (thanks Jax for measuring that out) from our house to the party we set up the tent we use for The Mommy Entourage Craft shows and baked to our hearts content. We used luminarios to separate the entertainment from the seating and had a ball!
We had hired Pyroteque, a fire performing group, to host our party this year (I'm thinking Hot Air Balloon Rides next year?) We were so so happy we did, those guys did freakin awesome and it was a party no one will forget soon. We asked people to bring their favorite Halloween treat and then my January (my long time friend from our pregnancy days with the boys) came over from Charleston to help and have a too-short visit. We made Spiderweb cupcakes, Halloween frosted cupcakes, Grave bones brownies, Orange colored pumpkin rice crispy treats on skewers dipped in chocolate, 'Dog food' muddy buddies mixed with popped corn served in cans decorated with painted Halloween polka dots.
Up the street, in the house was showing 'The Scary Godmother'. Apple Cider and Hot chocolate was served up by pumpkin bowling in the dining room. We did have bobbing for apples but my darling Miss. Allie soaked herself by taking a bite out of each and every apple and throwing it back so that was a no-go. I am so very grateful to Jaxon (and mine) work friends Travis and Angie who came early for dinner and got put to work. I could have never done it with out the help of Jan and Angie especially-I was a crazy person about 15 minutes before the party-I'm sure its really hard to imagine that huh?
Korbin had a total blast and told everyone that this was his birthday party cause his mom and dad are cheap-I'd like to know of any other 6 year olds that get fire people instead of a birthday- little turd! Anyways, I loved this and cant wait to have kick butt parties year after year!!

And my first Birthday in my new life...

We have been very lucky to make quick friends here and were able to find a great gal (who just left for BYU Idaho-why do they always do that?!) to babysit for us on my Birthday. Jaxon took the children to a birthday party accross the street while I had TWO whole hours to get ready alone-it was the start of a blissful night...
We then ate at a little crappy seafood restraunt (That I picked out because of the local catch) and spent the night walking on the Savannah River talking about our future. In typical Jaxon style; I recieved a 4 inch Pink Kershaw Knife to keep in my purse and breakfast in bed for a few days.
It was a perfect birthday Im am actually quite happy to be 27!
And don't mind the boobs-they are going to be put away for life after this winter so deal...

Lookie what I found~

I just found our camera and Im too tired to clean my house tonight for updated pictures but here are some from right when we got here and saw our house for the first time...

The only one...

Tonight was long. It was loud and messy and everything it is every night and I was exhausted. Jaxon has a new study schedule in which he leaves before we wake and comes home around eight (bedtime) Monday thru Thursday. But, then has an early day on Friday and the weekend with us. I've already done nuke school and sea tours and can totally handle it but tonight I was just so DONE with my two little crazies. There was nothing particularly bad-just allot and I feel like I don't get enough breaks.
I don't know how many countless times I have sighed under my breath 'If only I had a nanny'. I often catch myself sneaking in to the office to work on The Mommy Entourage even though the beauty of it is that I do it when they are sleeping. I get so sick of Miss. Allies countless screeching and demands (she is almost two, after all) and I just want someone more 'qualified' to do this endless non-profit job. I am usually quite happy being with my kids and I like them on top of loving them (and yes, that is different-I love well...some family members-but liking is a whole different story) but if I could get any sort of 'help' gardener/ chef/ housekeeper/ nanny I think it would be a close tie between housekeeper and nanny------till tonight.
I boycotted my dinner dishes and decided to give my tired self a girl movie. I had gotten 'The Nanny Diary's' a few days ago and wanted some brain rest (that's what we call crap TV cause you don't have to use your brain-just watch it mindlessly) I actually really liked it and a part of it really got to me.
When my kid is sick-I'm the one sitting on the bathroom floor holding them all night so they don't touch the cold tile. When they are hurt-I am administering first aid and 'Mommy's magic kisses' and when they want just about anything it is always "MMMMMOOOMMMM"
Now, I understand that most every person that reads this blog is a regular person and has no nanny's and I sound foolish; but tonight made me grateful for all the times I actually schedule in a play time with my kids. To really play. Being with Miss. Allie all day and being WITH her is quite another story. She loves to play under her crib, but not alone, only when someone is with her and we can giggle together. So, as I pick up my skirt tomorrow and crawl my big black chick butt under there I will be glad that I'm not paying someone else to 'imagine' with my daughter. I have never heard the words 'No I want her to fix my owie' or 'I want her to put me to bed' because they know of no other than me and their daddy. 24/7 364 Korbin asked just the other day what exactly day care was and if he could hang out there or not because half his friends from kindergarten go there AFTER school. (holy freakin-long day for those poor kids) I was giddy that he didn't know what it even was.
When I worked and Jaxon wasn't home I always made sure I had an agreement (meaning pay) with another mother whom I was friends with and our kids got along with and it seemed to them just like an extended play date at a really fun kids house. I just really did not want them somewhere where I wouldn't KNOW for a fact that they were happy. Korbin asked once if I could go back to work again so he could hang out with his buddy more, but that was it.
And when I'm old and decrepit I will know that I'm not looking back with a 'kinder' sort of memories that keeps only the good ones I will be filled up with all the messes, bugers, puke, poo, laughter, fighting, sweat, and lovable wit (that came from Jaxon and I have no part in that at all) and I will remember every story they tell because I WAS ALWAYS THERE...